By: Joe Cooper
Sara Kuebel is the President of the Student Bar Association, a Senior Associate for the Louisiana Law Review, a member of the Moot Court Board, a Captain for the 3L Powderpuff team, and a Barrister’s Bowl cheerleader. Since she wouldn’t agree to schedule an interview with me because “I’m busy” and “you don’t even write for The Civilian, Joe,” I cornered her at a bar and nabbed the most prestigious interview our humble newspaper has ever seen.
Relationship Status: Single
Hometown: Covington, LA
Undergraduate Major: Political Science
Q: What has been your favorite course at the law school so far?
A: Admiralty for the pirates.
Q: What kind of music do you listen to when you’re studying at school?
A: I like to listen to Southern Rock, and have been known to play some Skynard.
Q: What kind of law do you want to practice?
A: Maritime. Boats and Hoes, that’s my motto.
Q: Are you fan of the Saints?
A: Yeah and I like Drew Brees. We actually have the same birthday.
Q: Did you play any sports in high school?
A: Soccer, track, and tennis.
Q: Do you think you could beat Serena if she was playing with her left?
A: Uh.. probably not
Q: Do you think you could beat Drake if he was playing with his left?
A: Yeah, definitely.
Q: Did you get that reference?
A: I don’t get the reference.
Q: Where you reside, does it look like a resort inside?
A: Seriously, what are you talking about.
Q: That’s all I needed; you don’t know the song?
A: Is that the one that’s like “Last name ever, first name greatest?”
Q: Not at all. Favorite bar in Baton Rouge?
A: Earl’s. Hands down. Next question.
Q: Is that just because of proximity to your house?
A: Well, they’ve have got pretty good drink specials too. They’ve got ladies night on Wednesday, free drinks Thursday, and dollar beers Friday. I’ve gone 5 days in a row before. Shameless Earl’s plug. Please give me free cover?
Q: What is your least favorite vegetable?
A: Baby corn, like the kind that comes in Chinese food. Yeah, those gross me out.
Q: If you were a care bear, what symbol would be on your belly, and what power would it give you?
A: It would be a gavel, and my power would be persuasion.
Q: You have $20 left in your bank account; what are you spending it on?
A: Case of Miller Lite; should last me a couple of days.
Q: What’s your advice for the new 1Ls?
A: Pay attention in class and read my f***ing emails.
Q: Can I put f***ing?